Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Bully not so big from outer space

BLOOMINGBURG - Fourth grade bully Tommy Wrennik is the "big man on campus" on the playground, but disappears altogether when viewed at the global scale.

Classmate Miles Gertner, a frequent target for Wrennick's taunting, pointed out the humbling fact during a reallocation of his lunch money.

"Shut up, dweeb," said Wrennick, wholly unaware of the taser-wielding police officer behind him.
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