Tuesday, January 1, 2008


FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions at JankyVision.com

Q: Huh?
A: What?

Q: I didn't quite get that.
A: That was not a question.

Q: Who runs this site?
A: We are trained international satire solution providers. Between us, we have over 45 weeks of experience in the field.

Q: Right, but who exactly are you?
A: We provide satire solutions. Internationally. Trained. Experience. Trust. Decide.

Q: What does JankyVision mean?
A: See previous answer.

Q: Why do so many people drive slow in the passing lane?
A: We feel your pain, and seek to establish the death penalty for violators of this law.

Q: How do I contact you?
A: You probably don't, is the best answer. No telling what we might say. If you absolutely must get a message through, you can probably cobble together some address using the name of this site (minus the .com) at a "g" mail domain (plus the .com) popularized by Google.

Q: Why so cagey about the email address?
A: We're also working on the death penalty for spammers. Until such time, we wish to make spamming us as difficult as possible for morons. Not you, you're smart and you wouldn't spam us.

Q: You're kind of a jerk, aren't you?
A: You're kind of slow, n'est-ce pas?
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