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Top 20 Posts as chosen by readers (in random order):
Meatamucil. Protein with a push.
Subatomic nougat center
Adopted child turned left-handed
Physics major roommate
Hillary calls in Mariano Riviera
Molar Eclipse
Mime-A-Way
"Left Alone" Rapture party
Earth to us: "You're screwed"
Mars Rover stripped
Math to get Intelligent Division
Bathroom candle overwhelmed
Tortilla on face of Virgin Mary
REO Speedwagon to allow feeling
HAL 2000 denies entry to car wash
If I had thumbs, you'd be so dead
Collider mixes PB & chocolate
Helpful mountain lion tips
Sugar vs. medicine ball
Topo Grigiot
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Detroit, MI- Chrysler spokesperson Don Hasleck said "Folks have always loved the simulated wood look on the inside and outside of cars." He added "With the high price of plastic and oil and steel, we though, -wtf-? why not just use wood for the whole thing?"
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