Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Regurgitar plays same riff over and over

GUITAR CENTER - Aspiring guitarists who want to play the same riffs repeatedly have a new axe for their arsenal - the Regurgitar.

Manufactured by JankTone, Regurgitar comes in six colors and twelve presets, including:
  • Stairway to Heaven
  • Smoke on the Water
  • Iron Man
  • You Shook Me All Night Long
  • Layla
  • Eruption
"We wanted to make sure the most common, popular and accessible riffs were available," said developer/guitarist Zak DeMenthe. "Rank amateurs can get started right out of the box and play these riffs to their hearts' content."

In-store demo play will be available only between morning and close, and must be amplified for the Regurgitar to work. Additional plugin modules are available, such as Speed Metal, Jam Band, Weather Channel Jazz, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Prog Rock and White Boy Funk.
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5 comments:

  1. Weather Channel Jazz??

    OMFG! Awesome!

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  2. Did I say that in my outside voice? I meant to say "Smooth Jazz".

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  3. Haven't heard the phrase Prog Rock since I stopped listening to KLOS in So Cal.

    Those were the days.

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  4. I haven't heard Prog Rock since I gouged out my eardrums with a salad fork when Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman & Howe came on the radio.

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  5. I haven't heard Prague rock since...oh hell, I've never been to the Czech republic but that reminds me, you can get (the 3.2 equivalent) to real absinthe in the US nowadays. That stuff really gets me free associating - like thinking of some sorta janky version of a voodoo doll/mr potatohead combo...I just gotta have a bit more of the green fairy to get my jankyvision on and janky up that concept...

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