Sunday, June 8, 2008

Mentos truck crashes into Diet Coke bottling plant

6 comments:

BulldogBry said...

Dear Mentos truck driver:
Things ain't so fresh NOW are they? HOW YOU GONNA GET OUTTA THAT ONE?

Oppenheimer said...

Mentos... the Fission Maker!

Gary Piserchio said...

If we could just harness the awesome power of Mentos and Coke we could stop our dependencies on foreign candy.

Bill Wonka said...

That would violate the terms of the Toblerone Accord.

Kath said...

If it helps, I squirted Pepsi thru my nose as soon as I read the headline.

My laptop is not lovin' the Jankyvision at this particular moment in time.

Andy Ard said...

@Kath:

Please be sure to read the Janky TOS. We are totally irresponsible. It's in Legalish and everything. And if your popped-up laptop isn't specifically covered in the text, it will be retroactively covered by virtue of the "space-time continuum" clause. As always, your call is important to us.

Mgmt.

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