Sunday, June 8, 2008

8 comments:

  1. Dear Mentos truck driver:
    Things ain't so fresh NOW are they? HOW YOU GONNA GET OUTTA THAT ONE?

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  2. Mentos... the Fission Maker!

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  3. If we could just harness the awesome power of Mentos and Coke we could stop our dependencies on foreign candy.

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  4. That would violate the terms of the Toblerone Accord.

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  5. If it helps, I squirted Pepsi thru my nose as soon as I read the headline.

    My laptop is not lovin' the Jankyvision at this particular moment in time.

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  6. @Kath:

    Please be sure to read the Janky TOS. We are totally irresponsible. It's in Legalish and everything. And if your popped-up laptop isn't specifically covered in the text, it will be retroactively covered by virtue of the "space-time continuum" clause. As always, your call is important to us.

    Mgmt.

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  7. Whoa! Was that on purpose? If it was an accident I feel sooooo bad for the driver!

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  8. Not to worry, Anonymous. No one was hurt, unlike the Pop Rocks/Coke incident of 1979 that claimed Mikey.

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