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- Andy Ard believes great songs are great songs, whatever the genre. His feet are planted in the energetic pop rock of his heroes The Kinks and Elvis Costello, but his Atlanta roots reveal funky, twangy, and even classical influences. David Barbe of Sugar described him as having the gift of melody. Ard's sharp, vibrant original songs garnered a Westword Award nomination in 2001 for best singer-songwriter, and more recently he was featured in Eric Shiveley's music documentary, "Everyone But You".
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Dear Mentos truck driver:
Things ain't so fresh NOW are they? HOW YOU GONNA GET OUTTA THAT ONE?
Mentos... the Fission Maker!
If we could just harness the awesome power of Mentos and Coke we could stop our dependencies on foreign candy.
That would violate the terms of the Toblerone Accord.
If it helps, I squirted Pepsi thru my nose as soon as I read the headline.
My laptop is not lovin' the Jankyvision at this particular moment in time.
@Kath:
Please be sure to read the Janky TOS. We are totally irresponsible. It's in Legalish and everything. And if your popped-up laptop isn't specifically covered in the text, it will be retroactively covered by virtue of the "space-time continuum" clause. As always, your call is important to us.
Mgmt.
Whoa! Was that on purpose? If it was an accident I feel sooooo bad for the driver!
Not to worry, Anonymous. No one was hurt, unlike the Pop Rocks/Coke incident of 1979 that claimed Mikey.
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