Saturday, April 25, 2009

TV shows all about mitosis anymore, claims amoeba grandmother

KIDPOOL - A concerned single-celled eukaryote has launched a campaign to lessen the amount of asexual reproduction in television programs about microscopic organisms.

"It's all good and well to learn about life's basic processes," said Nana Moeba, avid viewer and grandmother to countless offspring. "But this goes beyond all decency and amoebic values."

Ms. Moeba plans to organize a protest against the local stations that broadcast the most explicit mitosis content if her colony survives spring cleaning.
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