JankyVision

Good thing he had the forethought to go shopping f...

2008-06-30T18:21:00.000-06:00

Good thing he had the forethought to go shopping for his proper mugshot attire.

Maybe it's time you stopped rubbing bellies and st...

2008-06-24T01:22:00.000-06:00

Maybe it's time you stopped rubbing bellies and started blogging again :-)

( I kid, I kid)

I know you are, but what am I?

2008-06-18T18:45:00.000-06:00

I know you are, but what am I?

Dear Mayor of JankyTown,Although we cannot respond...

2008-06-18T17:17:00.000-06:00

Dear Mayor of JankyTown,

Although we cannot respond to all correspondence personally, we want you to know that we appreciate your comment/question/pwnage and take it with the seriousity that it deserves. That said, we have banned your email and IP addresses from accessing our servers ever again. The restraining order is intransit and we've given our guard dogs bits of your clothing for odor samples and they will attack on sight ... or smell. You know, whatever.

Please do not respond to this comment as it was auto-generated and doesn't actually exist.

Thank you.

Malcolm in the Middle has forever ruined the name ...

2008-06-18T16:12:00.000-06:00

Malcolm in the Middle has forever ruined the name Hal. All I see and hear is that fzcking lady screaming "HAAAAL!". eeesh...OK, She kinda turns me on.

damn river carddamn muskrat glands...damn broken d...

2008-06-18T16:08:00.000-06:00

damn river card

damn muskrat glands...damn broken doorstop...damn hoover dam...damn browser history...damn canadian quarter...damn free association...damn hydrogenated palmkerneloil...damn uppity spellchck...damn word verification

go!

Did you know that thousands of vandals across the world are into a band called Led Zepplin?

Forever and ever, amen.

2008-06-18T15:23:00.000-06:00

Forever and ever, amen.

You know they're working on a keyboard patch, too....

2008-06-18T15:23:00.000-06:00

You know they're working on a keyboard patch, too.

Keyboard = 2 Kath = 0In case you are keeping trac...

2008-06-18T15:13:00.000-06:00

Keyboard = 2 Kath = 0

In case you are keeping track.

The final transmission from Icarus: "Wow, it's lik...

2008-06-17T07:46:00.000-06:00

The final transmission from Icarus: "Wow, it's like a sauna down here."

Just in, Bush has declared himself "worst ... Pres...

2008-06-11T17:21:00.000-06:00

Just in, Bush has declared himself "worst ... President ... ever" in an attempt to beat historians to the punch.

Chuckle....

2008-06-11T17:19:00.000-06:00

Chuckle....

home run.-Chuck

2008-06-10T22:36:00.000-06:00

home run.
-Chuck

Maybe they'll do a segment on how you like to use ...

2008-06-10T15:47:00.000-06:00

Maybe they'll do a segment on how you like to use bold lead-in text.

@Kath:Please be sure to read the Janky TOS. We are...

2008-06-09T14:56:00.000-06:00

@Kath:

Please be sure to read the Janky TOS. We are totally irresponsible. It's in Legalish and everything. And if your popped-up laptop isn't specifically covered in the text, it will be retroactively covered by virtue of the "space-time continuum" clause. As always, your call is important to us.

Mgmt.

If it helps, I squirted Pepsi thru my nose as soon...

2008-06-09T14:41:00.000-06:00

If it helps, I squirted Pepsi thru my nose as soon as I read the headline.

My laptop is not lovin' the Jankyvision at this particular moment in time.

That would violate the terms of the Toblerone Acco...

2008-06-09T10:36:00.000-06:00

That would violate the terms of the Toblerone Accord.

If we could just harness the awesome power of Ment...

2008-06-09T08:22:00.000-06:00

If we could just harness the awesome power of Mentos and Coke we could stop our dependencies on foreign candy.

Mentos... the Fission Maker!

2008-06-08T18:56:00.000-06:00

Mentos... the Fission Maker!

Dear Mentos truck driver:Things ain't so fresh NOW...

2008-06-08T18:07:00.000-06:00

Dear Mentos truck driver:
Things ain't so fresh NOW are they? HOW YOU GONNA GET OUTTA THAT ONE?

You had me at Hackensack.

2008-06-06T15:10:00.000-06:00

You had me at Hackensack.

But I do like the idea of millions of squirrels be...

2008-06-04T20:18:00.000-06:00

But I do like the idea of millions of squirrels being suddenly silenced.

Or add a guitar and you have Boston's first album....

2008-06-04T20:17:00.000-06:00

Or add a guitar and you have Boston's first album.

That picture looks like the cover of journey 'esca...

2008-06-04T18:03:00.000-06:00

That picture looks like the cover of journey 'escape' but the spaceship is a squirrelhead. Did you just hear that? like the sound of millions of squirrels...chirping in the sunlight.

I haven't heard Prague rock since...oh hell, I've ...

2008-06-04T17:58:00.000-06:00

I haven't heard Prague rock since...oh hell, I've never been to the Czech republic but that reminds me, you can get (the 3.2 equivalent) to real absinthe in the US nowadays. That stuff really gets me free associating - like thinking of some sorta janky version of a voodoo doll/mr potatohead combo...I just gotta have a bit more of the green fairy to get my jankyvision on and janky up that concept...